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About Huthwaite Air
So, perhaps you are wondering what all this fuss is about Genuine Huthwaite Air, and what amazing properties it might have.
Well, let's list them shall we?
- Every single person living, visiting or passing through Huthwaite would die if it were not for the Air in Huthwaite, unless they were to bring some Air from elsewhere with them!
- Genuine Huthwaite Air consists of (amongst other things) approximately 78% Nitrogen, 21% Oxygen and only 0.035% Carbon Dioxide!
- When Genuine Huthwaite Air moves, it can dry clothes on a washing line!
- Quite frequently Genuine Huthwaite Air gets wet! This is highly beneficial to many fish, plants and animals that live in Huthwaite.
- Genuine Huthwaite Air has been known to 'blow away the cobwebs'.
More to follow...
Other things you can do with Genuine Huthwaite Air
- Fly a kite in it!
- Walk through it!
- Wave through it!
- Throw a ball through it!
- Bend it like a footballer in it!
- Blow a kiss with it!
- Burst balloons filled with it!
- Sit outside on a patio with 560 kilometers (348 miles) of it on your lap!
- Dry tomatoes in it!
- Whistle with it!
- Make bath foam with it!
- Spin a windmill with it
- Find the wind direction with it!
- Lose your hat in it! ( The AirMaster has discovered this, and he was distraught until he found it again!)
- Run in it!
- Lie down under it!
- Fan yourself , or someone else, with it!
- Warm it in the oven!
- Ride a bike in it!
- Drive a car through it!
- Canter on a horse through it!
- Ski through it when it snows!
- Sing in it! (The AirMaster has proven this!)
- Talk in it!
- SHOUT in it!
- See a long way in it!
- Jump in the air in it!
- Say anything you like in it!
- Travel to the ends of the earth in it!
- Be a bee and fly in it!
- Contemplate your navel in it!
- Hail a taxi in it!
- Wield a Samuri Sword in it!
- Hold your breath in it!
- Suck in in it!
- Generate electricity in it!
- Ignite a firework in it!
- Incarcerate a felon in it!
More to follow....
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