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Breaking NewsHere The AirMaster will tell you what is happening back at the home of Huthwaite Air, and in particular, what is happening in the LAB (Long Abandoned Bedroom). Monday 20th December 2004Dog - * Fish - ~ ~ = not fed * = fed! Sunday 19th December 2004The AirMaster has heard a rumour that a relative of his is living on a boat on a river! The AirMaster also has a boat, but has never tried living on it! The AirMaster fears that even the addition of a small bath to his boat would probably cause it to sink! The AirMaster cannot contemplate living on a boat with only a sink, and no bath! Canine fed, piscis piscis not fed! Saturday 18th December 2004Handsome Son and The AirMaster today put up the Christmas tree. Doggie feddie, fishy not feddy! Friday 17th December 2004The AirMaster wins through to the final of the karaoke competition at the Miners Arms! Fed: dog! Not fed: fish! Thursday 16th December 2004The forth and fifth jars of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' have been placed on eBay Dog, not fish, fed ! Wednesday 15th December 2004The third jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' has sold for a stupendous £3.45! Dog fed not fish! Monday 13th December 2004I have just recovered from the shock of the auction result! Dog fish fed! Sunday 12th December 2004The auction for the very first 'Golf Ball on Tea' has ended, selling at a massive £2.70! The dog has been fed, but not the fish! Saturday 11th December 2004Jar #2 of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' was packed by The AirMaster ready for collection tomorrow! Fish, dog, fed! Friday 10th December 2004The AirMaster wins through to the next round of the karaoke competition! Dog, fish, fed! Thursday 9th December 2004The AirMaster has decided to allow some of his admirers to own a 'Huthwaite Air Branch' of their very own. This is a very exciting development, as it will allow the expansion of 'Huthwaite Air' on a global scale, in the manner of a certain dark drink, and a clown-burger! Watch this clutter! I both the dog and fish did feed! Wednesday 8th December 2004Bids on both 'Golf Ball on Tea' and the third ever jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' have risen to £2.20 and £0.55 respectively! This is most most heartwarming! Both the dog and fish were fed! Tuesday 7th December 2004Exciting news! Both the third jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air', and the first ever 'Golf Ball on Tea' have received bids of 1p! This is heartwarming news indeed! I have fed the dog but not the fish! Monday 6th December 2004The second jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air has sold for the exceptionally high amount of £1.70! Both the dog and fish were fed! Sunday 5th December 2004The AirMaster has been hard at work in the LAB adding the Runic Seal and label to the 3rd jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' and it is now on sale on eBay! 'Golf Ball on Tea' now on sale on eBay! I have fed dog, fish! Saturday 4th December 2004The AirMaster is today busy in the LAB producing the very first of a new limited edition, to go on sale on eBay this very Sunday! Namely, ''Huthwaite Air Golf Ball on Tea" Find out more very soon! I have not yet fed the fish, nor the dog Friday 3rd December 2004The actual gift box that the 2nd jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' will be packed in has arrived by post today! I have fed the fish, but not yet the dog! Thursday 2nd December 2004The bidding stands at a massive £1.41 for jar number 2! The dog has been fed, but the fish have not! Wednesday 1st December 2004Well, this was quite a day! A picture of a jar of Huthwaite Air appeared on the front of the local newspaper. The Chad! And inside, on page 14, was an article and even more pictures of The AirMaster! The dog has been fed by me, but not the fish (I gave them shrimp yesterday so they will be fine)! Tuesday 30th November 2004The AirMaster was indisposed yesterday, so that was the breaking news for yesterday! Today, I was photographed by a nearly local newspaper's photographer and I may be appearing in a nearly local evening newspaper very soon! The AirMaster's back is still gone! More in the Diary I have fed both the fish and the dog, and did so yesterday too! Sunday 28th November 2004The 'Huthwaite AirLines Darterer' has been launched and is for sale on eBay. The AirMaster's back has gone, and he is in pain. (See diary entry) I have fed neither the dog nor the fish! Saturday 27th November 2004The AirMaster has been locked away in the LAB developing the 2nd prototype of the Huthwaite AirLines AirCraft #1, and creating an exciting new game, The Huthwaite AirLines Forfeit Game! The dog has been fed and the fish have been fed! Friday 26th November 2004The Airmaster appeared on BBC Look North! The AirMaster was astounded, but rather gratified that the qualities of Huthwaite Air have been broadcast to even more people! Both the dog and the fish have been fed! Thursday 25th November 2004Tonight is The AirMaster's and The Airmaster's Beautiful Assistant's 100000 binary wedding anniversary! The LAB is quiet. I have fed the dog and I have fed the fish too! Wednesday 24th November 2004Nothing has been happening in the LAB I have fed both the fish and dog. Tuesday 23rd November 2004Today is the day after PayDay! Tomorrow The AirMaster will be filmed for the benefit of his many admirers, and this may appear on BBC East Midlands Today! I have read my 'To Do' list which states, 'Feed the fish'. I have fed the dog and the fish! Monday 22nd November 2004Today is PayDay, which is good, as Handsome Son has gone back to Uni and requires more money! Tomorrow The AirMaster will be talking to Jeff Owen on BBC Radio Nottingham live! See Diary entry for yesterday! I have fed the dog but not the fish! (Ooops! Handsome Son is back at Uni, ergo (therefore, as a result) they will die unless I feed them!) NOTE: I will make a note in my 'To Do' list "Feed the fish". Sunday 21st November 2004Tom in a Can is receiving much critical acclaim, and has been nominated for a DAFTA (Demonstrably Alternative Fodder for Trout's Award). More details as they become available. The Fish are distraught! I have fed the dog but not the fish! Saturday 20th November 2004The AirMaster announces a new venture! Today I can officially announce the formation of a completely new venture: the formation of 'Huthwaite AirLines'.Mission StatementTo provide access to sophisticated aircraft, to the average person in the street, at affordable prices. Watch this page for more details as more news breaks! I have not yet fed the dog nor the fish! Friday 19th November 2004I have fed the dog but not the fish! Thursday 18th November 2004Well, it is done! The very first jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' has now gone on sale on eBay! It has been hard work getting everything just right, but it has been achieved! Here is the current state of play:
I have fed the dog but not the fish! Wednesday 17th November 2004We produced the very first 'Fish in a Tank' movie this evening, and I am please to say it all went swimmingly! You can find a link to the movie below. It is getting even tenser here in the LAB as tomorrow evening approaches! I have fed the dog but not the fish! View 'Fish In A Tank' Volume I - The Movie Note: you need the latest version of Windows Media Player to be certain you can view these movies. Please let us know if you can't. Tuesday 16th November 2004An important delivery arrived for The AirMaster today, but he will tell you more about that at what he judges to be the right time. It is getting tense here in the LAB as Thursday the 18th approaches! I have fed the dog but not the fish! Monday 15th November 2004Tonight I listed the very first jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' on eBay timed to appear at exactly 9pm on Thursday 18th November 2004! The whole experience has left me both physically and mentally drained! I have fed the dog but not the fish! (In case you are worried, my Handsome Son is home from Uni for a week so is feeding the fish) Sunday 14th November 2004I have decided upon the exact date and time that the very first jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' will go on sale on eBay! This information will be posted on the 'Huthwaite Air Home Page' at about 10pm tonight! I will soon feed the dog but not the fish! Saturday 13th November 2004I have created the 'Fragile' labels at last! I can now delete that task from my 'To Do' list. Tomorrow will be a Very Special Day! Tomorrow I shall decide on the exact date and time that the very first jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' will go on sale on eBay! I traveled all the way to Sutton in Ashfield today in order to purchase a tripod for my camera. However, when I got to the camera shop it was closed, and on the door was a note! On the note was written, "3pm Closed for 20 minutes". as it was 2.50 pm I was confused! I waited for 20 minutes, but no one came. I then went back to Huthwaite. I do not think I shall be going to that shop again! I will soon feed the dog but not the fish ! Friday 12th November 2004I have checked my 'To Do' list', which reminded me to check my 'To Do' list, which I have now done! Soon, I will begin to create the 'Fragile' label that will be affixed to the genuine brown paper that the outer cardboard box will be wrapped in. I will then place a copy of it on this very website for all to see. I shall then remove this item from my 'To Do' list! I will soon feed both the dog and the fish! Thursday 11th November 2004Calamity! Forgot to check my 'To Do' list! I will add the entry "Check your 'To Do' list REGULARLY" to my 'To Do' list! I have fed the fish and will soon feed the dog ! Wednesday 10th November 2004The first jar of 'Genuine Huthwaite Air' has been labeled, fully sealed, and packed in the gift box. The genuine 50% cotton/50% silicon wool was used to protect it during transit. The gift box was then wrapped in the real bubble wrap, and placed in the outer cardboard box, which was also lined with more real bubble wrap. The outer cardboard box was then closed! As I sit in the LAB writing this it occurs to me I have not yet produced the 'Fragile' label that will be affixed to the genuine brown paper that the outer cardboard box will be wrapped in. I have added this to my 'To Do' list. I have fed the dog and will soon feed the fish! |
