Diary

Wednesday 8th December 2004

The AirMaster took a day's leave today to get some work done at the LAB, from where he also runs his software business. The day was mostly spent listening to reasons why he had not been paid!

Typical reasons are:

We have lost the invoice and the statement!

We have lost the statement and the invoice!

We have lost both the statement and the invoice!

Both the invoice and the statement have been lost!

Who?

An elephant that was visiting us trod on some glue and then on both both the invoice and the statement, which had been blown to the floor by a sudden gust of wind through an open door (The AirMaster sympathises with this, as he has often been taken unawares by a sudden gust of wind, especially on Rooley Tops!). Both the invoice and statement then became affixed to the elephant's feet, which are large, and we were unable to persuade the elephant to lift up it's legs in order to retrieve them! We are distraught!

Although some of these reasons may seem bizarre, The AirMaster always believes his customers, and tries to help them whenever he can! The AirMaster is now taking a correspondence course in elephant husbandry and training!