Diary

Friday 26th November 2004

Today was a fine day at work for The AirMaster, as many are! At lunchtime he rushed home to see his Beautiful Assistant, as she had purchased a Real Cream Chocolate Eclair for his lunch! The AirMaster does not often eat such fine food for lunch, often making do with a few snatched gulps of Mansfield air, which sustains him quite well, but is not quite the same as Huthwaite air.

Last night, The AirMaster, The AirMaster's Beautiful Assistant, his Handsome Son, his Handsome Son's Pretty Partner, his Beautiful Assistant's sister-in-law, her son (The AirMaster's nephew) and his girlfriend (partner, significant other) all went to karaoke and sang their hearts out! The AirMaster, however, indulged in a little too much Guinness and was a little the worst for wear when he came to sing his favourite song, 'A Boy named Sue', and did not do it justice on this occasion. However, it was still greeted with rapturous applause by an appreciative audience!